How can i get the abilities to fly like superman?

i must learn to do this by the end of the month!How can i get the abilities to fly like superman?I heard that LSD used to work.How can i get the abilities to fly like superman?
Since this IS the Military section, I would suggest MOS 99Z..................In-Flight Missle Repair.How can i get the abilities to fly like superman?Stuff yourself inside a 155 Howitzer gun and plug your ears...



As soon as the lanyard is pulled you will be superman..
Dump radioactive waste on yourself, if you start developing tumors, that's normal.How can i get the abilities to fly like superman?Click your heels three times and say "There's no place like home" and you will surely fly.How can i get the abilities to fly like superman?
Piss in your boots and fly brother fly. Hope it works.
Acid. your an idiot...How can i get the abilities to fly like superman?
get yourself written into a comic book....
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The army has an fm for that its fm-107-67 check it out
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Get some good drugs and take em man. Advice from 60's era person. Peace Dude.